Better Faster Be$t$eller$
for the week of April 3, 1995
( Note: Better Faster titles are entirely the result
of algorithmically compressing the less dense, slower titles of the
current Publishers Weekly Be$t$eller List.)
Hardback: Fiction and Non
The Celestine Bedtime Stories
Patterson James
TurnerWarner, $239.00
Last Week: 1, Weeks on List: 111,108
The Death of the Original Profecy Game
Seinfeld with Fyodor Dostoevsky
AT&T/MCI/Microsoft/IBM Press, $2391.50
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 4445
Life Under Glass
Robertson Spencer Patterson
Motorola/SGI/PacTel/Asylum/Electra, $239.00
Last Week: 4, Weeks on List: 10
Life Under Treatment
Jim John LeJames
General Foods/Mitsubishi Books, $523.00
Last Week: 3 , Weeks on List: 55
A Dog's Cat
Jimmy Garnerson James
Radon House, $4239.00
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 48
Whistle Down Death
Sonny, with Cher
Double-Simon-Day Warner/Eckhardt, $1.00
Last Week:--, Weeks on List: 9
The Angel Who Blew the Mutant Under the Bridge
Garnerson Garner
2.5Day & Schoooster, $1.00
Last Week:--, Weeks on List: 9
The Beardstown Ladies are From Mars, The Laws of Market Success are From Venus
Preston Sargent
Youconcom Publishing, $523.00
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 655,334
Breaking Sense
John Malone with OJ Simpson
Crank House, $240.00
Last Week: 8, Weeks on List: 3
Surfacehood
Patterson Robertson Nicholson
Quadrupleday, $323.00
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 210
Breaking the Market
Cher with Dostoevsky
Warner/Viacom/Sony/GM Books, $241.00
Last Week: 9, Weeks on List: 3
Breaking the Laws of Good and Evil
Friedrich Patterson
ABC/CBS/NBC/Fox Books, $242.00
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 2
Successhood
Terry Mulles with Walt Disney
Varner/Wiacom/Beetlesmann, unpriced
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 30
Disciplinehood
Walt Disney with Pauline Reage
Nabisco/Warner/Malone Books, free, online
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 3
Anthropologist in the Kitchen with the Market Leaders
James Jackson Brown
Crystal House, $2239.00
Last Week: 13, Weeks on List: 5
The Commonsense of Investment in Mars
Rosie Roberts Rogers
Psilocybin House, $239.00
Last Week: 14, Weeks on List: 15,557
Spiritual on the Surface
Deepshit Choptliva
SGI/Compuserv/Betty Crocker Media, $243.00
Last Week: 15, Weeks on List: 3
The Diary of the Death of the Laws of Midnight
Jameson Robbie Rogerson
Wheeeeecom, $244.00
Last Week:16, Weeks on List: 3
Paperback: Mass Market and Trade
Tom Clancy's Stupid Accident
Patterson James Robertson
Radioactive House, $323.00
Last Week: 1 , Weeks on List: 655
Embraced by the Bride of the Gold Chamber
Robbie Robbie Robinson
Octupleday, $239.00
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 59
Mistress After Daybreak; Friends Until Tomorrow
JP Sartre with Faye Resnick
Peer Press, $239.00
Last Week: 4, Weeks on List: 67
Mistress by Accident
Franz Kafka with Paul Reiser and Sonny Bono
Shoooooster and Shooooster, $9239.00
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 10000
Murder by Accident
Patterson Preston James
Times/Time/Spy/Electra Books, $8239.00
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 7
Murder by Mistress
Bertolucci & Shapiro
Nonupleday, $2398.00
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 235
Congo On the Potomac
Trenton Quarrantino
Warner/Gurdjieff/Khaddaffi, $239.00
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 24
Shipping the Soul
OJ Quarrantino with Bart Simpson
Asbestos House, $1239.00
Last Week: 2, Weeks on List: 3,279,010
Makes Me Wanna Mess Up the Lives of 7 Stupid, Highly-Effective People
Robbie Jamie Jameson
Smack House, $22239.00
Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 656
Makes Me Wanna Die
John Malone with Faye Resnick
Turner/Warner/Diller/Sting/Cher/Fabian, $239.00
Last Week: 5, Weeks on List: 57
What to Expect from the Soul
Sting with Cher
Kerplunk, $239.00
Last Week: 6, Weeks on List: 10
What to Expect from Murder
Cher with Dion
Flesh Press, $2399.00
Last Week: 7, Weeks on List: 46
What to Expect from Death
Fabian with Vanity and OJ Simpson
Resnick/Malone/Electra, $239.00
Last Week: 8, Weeks on List: 11
What to Expect from Expecting
Prince with Tiffany
Pfumpf, $239.00
Last Week: 9, Weeks on List: 56
The Day After Reviving the Soul
Gary Shandling with Franz Kafka
Simon and Simon, $9239.00
Last Week: -- , Weeks on List: 10000
Driven To Care For Effective Murder Habits
OJ Salinger
Garfunkle and Garfunkle, $2397.00
Last Week: 15, Weeks on List: 2
Embraced Until Daybreak by the Gold Angel of the Op-Center
DJ Salinger with OJ Pynchon
Warner/Lambert/Gopac/Opec, $2396.50
Last Week: 16, Weeks on List: 13
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