'I was born to hijack space shuttles and blackmail cities 
and start world neurologic wars.  And be kicked out of rooms and institutions, 
and off planets and out of solar systems.' -- MFU by HC
NOTE: This list represents the last in a series of weekly bestseller lists done during 1995-1997. For a more current bestseller list click here (Courtesy: The Washington Pissed, May 20, 1998.)

Better Faster Be$t$eller$

for the week of: January 27, 1997

 
 
 

Non-Fiction

  1. Al Franken is From Mars, Deepak Chopra is from Venus
    William S. Burroughs
    Warner/Turner/Malone/Sting/Cher Media, $95.00
    Last Week: 1, Weeks on List: 2586
  2. It Takes a Big Fat Idiot and Other Slimeballs
    Hillary Clinton with Al Franken
    Tom/Collins, $00.50
    Last Week: 3, Weeks on List: 428
  3. Anonymous is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations
    Anonymous w/Norman Mailer and Faye Resnick
    Anonymous House, $1.25
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1
  4. Al D'Amato is a Slimy Hypocritical Creep and Other Observations
    Hillary Clinton
    Simon & Garfunkle, $1.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1
  5. The 7 Spiritual Laws of Conning American Book Buyers
    Deepak Chopra with Clifford Stoll
    Absolut Entertainment, $9.95
    Last Week: 2, Weeks on List: 27,999
  6. Everybody Else is a Big Fat Idiot and No Other Observations
    Kate Moss
    Cindy Crawford Books, $100.00
    Last Week: 2, Weeks on List: 22
  7. Intellectualized Emotionalisms (for DOS Dummies)
    Daniel Gookinman
    Nadir House, $1000.95
    Last Week: 2, Weeks on List: 882
  8. No Brakes, No Steering, No Transmission
    Bill Gates
    John Malone Sucks Media, $500.00
    Last Week: 8, Weeks on List: 10
  9. The Beardstown Ladies Stitch Deepak Chopra's Ass Shut
    William Bennett with Faye Resnick
    Righteousness is Next to Obesity Books, $2.00
    Last Week: 6, Weeks on List: 3
  10. Hey, I'm a Senator, a Scholar and a Star Athlete -- So Why Am I Soooo Fucking Boring!
    Bill Bradley
    Harper/Shmarper, unpriced
    Last Week: 10, Weeks on List: 4
  11. Deepak Chopra, My Father
    Kathy Acker
    Octupleday, $6.00
    Last Week: 13, Weeks on List: 11
  12. Charles Kuralt, Child Molester
    Charles Kuralt with John Malone
    Southern Comfort Interactive, $295.95
    Last Week: 9, Weeks on List: 12
  13. Hack Job #45
    Michael Crichton
    Random Shmandom, $1.75
    Last Week: 4, Weeks on List: 52
  14. Miss America is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations
    Howard Stern with Colin Powell and Charles Kuralt
    Turner/Warner/Malone/Viacom/Sony/MCA Books, $375.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1
  15. Salman Rushdie and Howard Stern Are the Same Person
    Deepak Chopra
    Warner Sucks Malone Media, $800.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1
 
 

Online Fiction

  1. Nova Express
    William S. Burroughs
    PBS/Mitsubishi Foods Entertainment, $00.00
    Last Week: 2, Weeks on List: 22
  2. Most Fucked-Up Person Alive Tells All
    Most Fucked-Up Person Alive
    C/3F Books, $00.00
    Last Week: 1, Weeks on List: 4
  3. Naked Lunch
    William S Burroughs
    Betty Crocker Media, $00.00
    Last Week: 3, Weeks on List: 42
  4. On the Road
    Jack Kerouac
    General Motors Entertainment, $00.00
    Last Week: 4, Weeks on List: 52
  5. Most Fucked-Up Person Alive's American Journey
    Most Fucked-Up Person Alive with Faye Resnick
    Cognitec Books, $00.00
    Last Week: 6, Weeks on List: 3
  6. The Cybernetic Theory of Ego Transcendance
    Cybermonk
    Jim Beam Books, $00.00
    Last Week: 5, Weeks on List: 2
  7. Dead Doll Humility
    Kathy Acker
    QuintupleDay, $00.00
    Last Week: 13, Weeks on List: 11
  8. Most Fucked-Up Person Alive's 7 Spiritual Laws
    Most Fucked-Up Person Alive with Bill Gates
    Johnny Walker Entertainment, $00.00
    Last Week: 7, Weeks on List: 7
  9. Lee's Journals
    William S. Burroughs
    Nike Multi-media, $00.00
    Last Week: 8, Weeks on List: 10
  10. Culture As Suicide
    3rd Force Software Group
    Warner/Viacom/Sony/MCA Books, $00.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1
  11. Most Fucked-Up Person Alive's America
    Most Fucked-Up Person Alive with John Malone
    Jack Daniels Interactive, unpriced
    Last Week: 9, Weeks on List: 12
  12. Interzone
    William S Burroughs
    Warner Turner Malone Zone, $00.00
    Last Week: 14, Weeks on List: 2
  13. Obsession
    Kathy Acker
    Psilocybin House, $00.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 10
  14. Howard Stern and Deepak Chopra Are the Same Person
    Colin Powell
    Kurt Vomit Jr Books, unpriced
    Last Week: 10, Weeks on List: 4
  15. More Drugs, Please
    3rd Force Software/Fiction Group
    3rd Force/Warner, $00.00
    Last Week: --, Weeks on List: 1
 
 
 

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